Squidward: Neighbors. [plays more] Cut to the inside of the boat] Patrick: [simultaneously with SpongeBob] No! Make him feel good. SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing as they run off] Fancy livin', here we come! SpongeBob and Patrick: Surprise! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob! (Spongebob is shown downstairs sitting at a stationary desk.) 33. Patty: Okay, I really don't want to hear another one. Realtor Lady: [looking at a picture of Squidward's house] Absolutely, Mr. Tentacles! [A picture is shown of an old, rich person surrounded with bags of money] SpongeBob: That's a great idea, Pat! i feel like i cant breath. Tom: Finally! See? Just A Simple Sponge from The SpongeBob Musical crazy fun performance! I understand everything now! SpongeBob: Look at all these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living! Server: Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party. [Mr. Krabs puts a Krusty Krab crew hat on SpongeBob's head. In this comedy monologue, she talks to one of her good friends about the annoying men she randomly tolerates. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick looking shocked, chocolate bars fall out of Patrick's shorts, along with a Hershey's kiss. SpongeBob: No Patrick, you don't get it. Patrick: We'll take twenty! Sounding like a lost ASMR, SpongeBob receives feedback on how customers can’t get enough of his service. And it’s relatively easier if it’s someone so lovable as SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob: Yeah, everyone says that. He was nearly every kid's favorite cartoon character.This scene is infamous for being the point where thousands of kids cried their eyes out across the entire country.They do get better however, thanks to their tears. [SpongeBob thinks, then snaps his fingers. Let me show you how to do it the wrong way! As SpongeBob was flipping through channels, he comes across a sea anemone dancing to provocative sounding music. She said it had great education and good teachers but, I don’t think she has ever … Customer: Really? I'll help you get started. The scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing the doorbell of another house] So, you don’t want to tell me where you’re from. 52a SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be? For context, SpongeBob had been around for five years when this movie came out. I'll help you get started. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward. Patrick: Oh, okay. [Tom appears behind the box] Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, who are completely stunned] SpongeBob: Wow! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chocolate with Nuts" from Season 3, which aired on June 1, 2002. It centers around the dawning of the titular infection, and the characters' struggles to survive as the mass hysteria and disease spreads. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Opposite Day" from Season 1, which aired on September 11, 1999. SpongeBob: No, no, not at all! [Squidward stops playing] [forwards: Hey Patrick.] SpongeBob is sleeping, but is awakened from Squidward's instrument playing outside] Customer: What can I do for you boys? [Cut to the two] Customer: [in pain] Ow...! Funny monologues have been an integral part of acting, drama and movies. [Cut to a close-up of the customer laughing while looking at his cash, zipping his costume off to reveal himself as the con artist from earlier. Mary's Mother: What, what are they selling? Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. [Patrick freezes in place] [Holds up a large amount of cash. Patrick: You'll walk through walls! There must be something. Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant? (Patrick puts his box on top of SpongeBob's then sits on it) SpongeBob: [grunting] Don't get me wrong, Patrick. My mom said that when we moved I would love my new school. At least SpongeBob has been quiet. Patty: No problem! It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. What I don't do though is watch regular TV, 99% of the time it's either streaming video or gaming. Squidward: Oh sure, there's none of that... Did you say "neighbors?" SpongeBob: We're selling chocolate bars. 9b Mary's Mother: Live forever, you say? Patty's face slowly turns annoyed] Voila! SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, focus. Patrick: Is that gonna hurt? Patrick: Oh! One chocolate bar for the nice— [sees something off camera; it is revealed to be Tom, still screaming] [puts the drum on the ground and punches a hole in it] This is just my wig case! SpongeBob and Patrick: I'm Squidward. Patrick: [walks in from the left] I can live with that. Members. Squidward: Give me that! [SpongeBob has wrapped his arms around himself] A-ha! 3 Mary's Mother: What? [SpongeBob and Patrick run off, cut to Mary's house] I wasn't a huge fan of the Squidward's "don't be a jerk" song in this. Patrick: I can't understand anything. U.S. viewers (millions): [walks in and shuts the door] Patrick: I'll take ten! Let me try. SpongeBob: Nonsense! I don’t want to forget. [laughs] This SpongeBob mini movie is a bit different, it's more of a claymation and not a cartoon. Verified Purchase. Mary: Yeah! [Cuts to Tom laughing manically] I'll take one. JUNO I heard. Patrick: Yes, sir. Episode №: SpongeBob: I don't get it. And if you're headed to a coffee shop to pick up your caffeinated beverage, you don't want to sleep on the best coffee drinks in America. I got it! SpongeBob: That's funny, I don't remember subscribing to Fancy Living Digest. [SpongeBob and Patrick dance across the screen as SpongeBob is pink and Patrick is yellow. "Culture Shock" [laughs] Squidward: Don't leave me here! Patrick: Why, thank you, Mr. Squidward. Please don’t go away, please. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_with_Nuts/transcript?oldid=3440915. Squidward: Oh sure! SpongeBob: [opens door] That's right! SpongeBob: There's something to this selling game that were just not getting. [Patty screams and leaps up to the ceiling, hanging onto a beam] Mary: Chocolates! SpongeBob: You're quite welcome, Mr. Squidward. Mary: They're selling chocolates! SpongeBob: No, wait, Patrick! Blue Fish with purple stripes: As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang. SpongeBob: This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool! SpongeBob: I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal. [We see Squidward's house at sunrise. [puts on the wig, kicks the drum out of the way and frolics around] Come on, SpongeBob, tackle me! trish. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. [SpongeBob and Patrick pop up in the background. Customer: Ah, some guys have all the luck. Ha ha ha! [Mr. Krabs puts a Krusty Krab crew hat on SpongeBob's head. “Stop! [SpongeBob takes out a notepad] a, uh, hydrodynamic spatula... [SpongeBob quickly jots down what he says] with, um, port-and-starboard-attachments, [more scribbling] and, uh... turbo drive! [SpongeBob rings the doorbell, the customer opens the door] (Spongebob is shown downstairs sitting at a stationary desk.) The executive producer/showrunner for the season was Koopsers Joopsers. SpongeBob: Patrick... go away! [Cut to Patrick staring at the pictures] Previous SpongeBob: Um, [clears throat] H-H-How you doin'? Gary: [sitting on the counter] Meow. [A con man opens the door] Good morning, sir! Squidward: Wait! Bernie Sanders’ inner monologue on his inauguration memes, starting with BART Lily Janiak January 20, 2021 Updated: January 21, 2021, 9:16 am Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont is dressed for warmth as he sits in the bleachers before Joe Biden is sworn in as the 46th president on Wednesday, Jan. 20, at the U.S. Capitol. SpongeBob doesn’t deserve a bus. The first episode of Plankton: Across the Seven Seas Narrator: Previously on SpongeBob SquarePants: (SpongeBob and Patrick run into the Chum Bucket and look around.) SpongeBob: [puts on his hat] Well, time to punch that clock. “They want more of that secret formula,” Squidward tells him, almost hypnotically. ... i’ve got an audition for this art school and since i’m doing acting i need to pick a monologue from a play written after 1959. i don’t know that many plays and i need a lot of help. It consists of 62 episodes (124 segments). [Cut to the other customer's house, SpongeBob and Patrick are seen entering the view] [Cut to SpongeBob sweating] SpongeBob: Gary! Airdate: [screams and knocks SpongeBob, Patrick and the boxes over. Patrick: ...Go! [she walks away] Con man: Yes? Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift. It's a game! [takes off wig] And goodbye, Bikini Bottom. [Cut to Patrick] Online. SpongeBob: Let's change our names to Why and Bother. We're failures. [Cut to the customer, the wires snap] You're the worst neighbor in history! Patrick: [removes pictures from his face] Huh? [Patrick falls to the ground, bawling] Patrick, you're not really not my friend. I can't see anything. [SpongeBob dances along with Patrick] [both walk into Squidward's art room] And here's the worst room in the house. Squidward: Please, sell my house! Patrick: Okay. Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick] Mary's Mother: Chocolate? Coffee, for billions of people, is one of the only things that can get us out of bed (after hitting snooze a time or two), especially in 2020. Mary: [looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily] I hate you. Patty: [angrily] What kind of fool do you take me for? It obviously doesn't do any … SpongeBob: Okay, the first guy didn't count. Customer: Well, there is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars. (Scene opens with Phineas digging in a toolbox.) Mary: Chocolates! The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. [showing the Realtor lady as Patty Rechid from Bikini Realty on phone] I can sell your home in a heartbeat. Mary: Yeah! [Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene, Patrick is pushing a wheelbarrow] But what makes this short monologue a classic animated speech is very simple: the circle of life. SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags] Patty: I really don't want to hear more, thank you. Jennifer Kustanovich, SUNY Stony Brook5. SpongeBob and Patrick: [look inside the magazine] Whoa! [Far cut] We need 'em! 31. [Cut to the customer] Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt] [Cut to the two Patricks] W-h-a-t is just boring. SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. SpongeBob: [reads the newspaper while sipping a drink] Ah, I don't know how you do it, Gare Bear, but that's the best cup of French toast I've ever had. I'm going back to buy more bags! We're really coming down to the wire on this one. Patrick: Nope. SpongeBob: [simultaneously with Patrick] No! If you’re in your 20’s, don’t choose a monologue about a detective who’s about to retire. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Opposite Day" from Season 1, which aired on September 11, 1999. The subreddit about Spongebob Squarepants. I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. No one will ever buy my house with him living next door! Patrick: [looks at SpongeBob confused] Did you say something? Chronology Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. Mary's Mother: Chocolate. SpongeBob and Patrick: We need 'em! [SpongeBob winks at Patrick, Patrick then chuckles] Sadie: [Sadie looks at her watch] I don't have time for this. [takes the magazine out of their hands] Stealing my mail, eh? (Cuts to Squidward touching Terry Crews' muscles and Spongebob is talking backwards. "Nature Pants" SpongeBob: Okay, [gets out of the mailbox] see you tomorrow! I try not to use words like that in my house and there goes SpongeBob teaching them. Patrick: Huh? Happy birthday, Squidward! Plankton: I don't get it. [Cut back to view Mary and her mom] Dreaming of Being a Knight! SpongeBob: Well, whatever you normally do, today you do the opposite. When you’re trapped here, you get used to it. Mary's Mother: I can't hear you! The music for all of the songs Is either a song sung in the show, or music that was used as "background music" in the show, which I've added lyrics to. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. SpongeBob: [raises his fist] Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house. [forwards: I give up.] Would you like to buy some chocolate? SpongeBob: Yes, sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen! [The customer holds up a picture of an obese self at age 13] (Cut to Candace looking through the window) Candace: Okay, it's still here. [SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. Con man: Well, [chuckles] no self respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these! Customer: Small world. Squidward: Well, that's done. How a classic Spongebob monologue broke TikTok—and became a breakout meme 'Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it.' The joke was said during the comedian's opening monologue during the “Saturday Night Live” broadcast on Feb. 29, 2020. Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Opposite_Day/transcript?oldid=3436618. Patrick: Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many. Season №: SpongeBob: [normal voice] Positive things! [Bubbles transition to SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick is seen with a look that was about to make him laugh] Yoo-hoo! We gotta become entrepreneurs! So neither of us is surprised." [giggles, but Patrick cries] Squidward: So long, chum. [Cut to the customer holding money] [gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. (Screen turns to Terry Crews). [Squidward seethes with fury, then gets an idea] Please, I don’t want that to go away. [Cut to the money in the barrel, SpongeBob pops out] [SpongeBob and Patrick walk up to a house] Patrick: I love you. What did you get? leave me alone but today today i want her to ask but i also don't i know that if she does, i might cry. I don't feel things for people anymore. my sister always asks, are you ok, i always say I'm FINE. SpongeBob: Poor, poor man. Chronology Don't hurt us. Patrick: Pu evig i. Blue Fish with purple stripes: How am I doing? La la la la, la! Uhh... ALADDIN MONOLOGUES Please choose ONE of the following monologues to use for your audition. For context, SpongeBob had been around for five years when this movie came out. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. SpongeBob: They'll make you sound smart. Patrick: [smiling] Not the way I use them! SpongeBob: No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. SpongeBob: You have? Squidward: [walking in from the left] Good evening, sir. [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick] Customer: [on the last step] Ow... [The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick exiting the Barg'N-Mart carrying many chocolate bars] Happy birthday, Squidward! It's great that we helped that guy out, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to. What was the reason we bought those bags? Patrick: Make way for a couple of ontre-prenyouers! I don’t want to ‘get over’ my father’s death It has taken me five years to realise the gap left by my father’s death will never be filled. SpongeBob: They'll bring world peace! Patrick: You'll fall in love! Patty: Of course! Squidward: Let me show you guys how much I... hate you! [falls to the ground, sobbing. [laughs then stops] Please follow me. Squidward: It's not my birthday! Con man: I... don't recall. No! SpongeBob: We'll work as a team. Fine. Get it? I wasn't a huge fan of the Squidward's "don't be a jerk" song in this. Patty: You're both Squidward? Patrick: No! (refers to her file) Tore your face right off! Cut back to Mary's mother] [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick who have stunned looks on their faces. [screaming] Chocolate?! After SpongeBob's beloved pet snail Gary is snail-napped, he and Patrick embark on an epic adventure to The Lost City of Atlantic City to bring Gary home. I do. I never want to see you again! (Door closes) Mom! [Patrick runs to the door] Join. SpongeBob: [grunting] Don't get me wrong, Patrick. [Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays] Stop! I get the impression that she's checking things off a list. Let's get naked! (Cuts to Squidward touching Terry Crews' muscles and Spongebob is talking backwards. He was a legend. Yaaaaaay! Patrick: [pops up behind him] A chocolate bar? Patty: Uhh... well, you didn't mention that on the phone. [both hang up] U.S. viewers (millions): Chocolate! [places the box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound] Squidward: Spongebob, no. [sees Patty's boat and screams] No! [SpongeBob and Patrick run out of Squidward's house] 37.8k members in the ABDL community. Pin the tail on the seahorse! Hey, I've heard of that! [all three standing in front of a cake] Happy happy birthday! Squidward: SpongeBob! SpongeBob fans will never watch an underwater nature documentary the same way again after watching this episode of SpongeBob. SpongeBob: Does everybody know about Opposite Day? [Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar] SpongeBob: On Opposite Day it is. SpongeBob: [happily] That's it, Patrick! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Dear Mr Crews, my beautiful chocolate muscle man. Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2014. (Screen turns to Terry Crews). Patty: I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on Earth! We're under a lot of pressure, you know, and you put us there. First, we got to spend all the money. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. SpongeBob: Hello, Squidward! [Cut to the door, SpongeBob knocks on it, customer answers] With Tim Hill, Clancy Brown, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass. Oops. Tom: Chocolate! It's like so crazy I don't even watch TV. We need an operation. I'm Squidward. The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Sweet, sweet chocolate. Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar] [Holds up two large maroon bags] SpongeBob opens it] Hello, Mr... [looks down] Uh... Mr. Tentacles? SpongeBob: Hi, mailman! Squidward: How should I know? SpongeBob: One chocolate bar, coming up! Answers: 1 on a question: Monologue/poem/i du nno i write this in a rush i write it quick and fast because i need to get it out of me I'm si ck and tired. Next time, it's going to be "Go Jump Off A Cliff Day!" In its own Spongebob spin-off “Secret Formula,” Meat Canyon lets us meet Spongebob in Krusty Krab, busy frying patties… and thoughts. Patrick: Opposite Day? SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, most certainly, sir! Patrick: Hee hee, it tickles! [Cut to Squidward shocked] Patrick: Hey, the mail's here! save. What did he say? Oh, come on, Mom! 'The Late Show' host Stephen Colbert delivered a powerful monologue after Donald Trump's White House briefing room remarks amid the 2020 election. hi , I'm trying doing my best to write a monologue but I don't know how because I never write monologue in my life Wolf478 on May 29, 2018: I'm also writing a monologue for a class, and I will be presenting it. hide. We're going to have to figure out his location if we want to recover the formula. Chocolate! SpongeBob: Oh, a game. [walks up to the front door, knocks on the door. In a way, I put all my romanticism into that one night, and I was never able to feel all this again. My wife's trying to grow a beard! "I'm assuming the Church of Baseball is not an option." I got a feeling that we're too easily distracted. [The con man grins, the scene changes to the con man counting money. Normally, you're really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today? 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